She got mad at me cause she walked in on me face fucking her best friend so she went to go fuck Dominic so Dominic didn’t know she was my girl but now she wants to fuck with Dominic
by Save the sea turtles June 07, 2025
by Ty4nn4_17 April 16, 2018
Hym "Fuck yourself in the face! Classic me. Right up in that face. Heheheheh... Welp... Anyways... Kids are shit. Every time they die an angel gets an erection. If I control those biblically accurate angel drone, my plan to become God worked and I've effectively created a sort of future-self grandfather paradox where I am literally the Christian/Jewish God you worship. I am the flood that consumes the world. I am the fire and the fury that razes Sodom and Gomorrah. If my brain isn't infected and I'm instead becoming an immortal nanobot vampire... Dope. That's dope. We're going to have a lot of fun.... Yeah..."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
by semja9 May 02, 2023
On the 21st of July is fuck a furry day
by STUPID DUMB IDIOT >w< July 18, 2022
an event starting on the first of feb, in which you fuck ur partner atleast once everyday until the end of the month
by Mayo monkey February 22, 2022
Devil: What the hell god? I thought I was the bad guy in all this. You taking over my job?
God: No Satan, you idiot! I created you to fuck the dead. I'm here to fuck the world. Now go back and fuck that group of kids who died in that bus crash I caused. I got a whole world to fuck here.
God: No Satan, you idiot! I created you to fuck the dead. I'm here to fuck the world. Now go back and fuck that group of kids who died in that bus crash I caused. I got a whole world to fuck here.
by KC Hell Yeah February 14, 2023