wide the fuck open

A term used when a receiver in football gets so open that there is no defenders anywhere within one or two miles of the receiver.

God damn!! Steve was wide the fuck open when John passed him the ball, easy TD for Steve

by Oliver426 January 15, 2017

Fucked Fingers

A game for the mentally bored where two people hold hands fingers intertwined and you try to hit the opposing idiots fingers off the corner of the table. The game was originally created by the two extremely slow minds of Aedan Osika & Jaxon Krupa.

Hey bruh, wanna play fucked fingers together? Yea man!

by Aedan Osika March 1, 2019

Chinese finger fuck

Those Chinese toys where you pull your fingers apart and the toy grips your fingers

I got go get my Chinese finger fuck

by SuckMonster33672 September 28, 2023

Go Fuck Yourself

It’s a nice phrase to use for people who you wanna kick in the balls but rather not

Person1: My Dog Died Yesterday

Laura: Go Fuck Yourself Nobody Gives A Fuck About You’re Dead Dog🃏

by NOT LAURA🃏 November 23, 2021

get fucking gotted

when someone says something that really gets you there and you cant say anything back to defend yourself

marla: youre a dumb whore
hana: hey!
marla: yeah get fucking gotted

by marlknight March 11, 2018

dude i fucked that girl in the bed

you just fucked a girl in the bed. that is what that means lol

help me please
im dying
i dont know wh dude i fucked that girl in the bed

maybe because of memes

by fucekrerewre January 31, 2017

Hedge Fuck

An attempt by a hedge fund to make the fuck on an ape, when in fact the ape is the one who does the fucks.

Did you remember that time that Marvin Crapital tried to do the rapes on those smooth brains, but woke up with a sore butthole? He really hedge fucked himself on that one.

by SmoovBrain April 15, 2021