fuck-mergency

Fuck-mergency - a situation in which fucking immediately is neccessary to prevent imminent doom

"There's no time! Just take off your pants! This is a fuck-mergency!"

by Rouge3456701 July 8, 2022

fucking tramp

refers to a dirty pig who will not just shut their big fat gob.

fucking tramps may also be known as ‘street rats’ and can be found at your local corner shop.

“she’s a fucking tramp.”

by killyourself. April 29, 2022

Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey

Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...

by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009

fucked up shit

Something that is worse than fucked up, Super, Super fucked up.

this Nokia phone is some fucked up shit!

by Gorgick Genie July 17, 2022

Cunty Fucking Whore

Something that is so ridiculously aggravating that it defies any perceivable logic

When dumb shit happens in Call of Duty. "Activision you Cunty Fucking Whores!"

When someone at your workplace comes in sick and passes it to everyone.
"I don't want to get sick you Cunty Fucking Whore!"

by crazyITnerd August 17, 2025

An absolute fucking retard

you

you are an absolute fucking retard

by boobsburp March 24, 2025

gentleman's fuck

When a guy remembers a girl's favorite sexual activities to make sex as enjoyable for her as it is for him.

A girl I used to hook up with wanted to have sex once again, so I relied on my memory for a decent gentleman's fuck.

by Truthisalie March 2, 2016