On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.
by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017
Get the a fucking mondaymug. by big weewee haver August 22, 2019
Get the Pickle Dick Fuck Cuntmug. by liv oconnor December 5, 2024
Get the head fuckmug. When you are driving and someone decides go way under the speed limit, so rather than flash your high beams, you turn on your off-road lights/light bar to blind them.
High beams don't count, they MUST be off-road lights!
High beams don't count, they MUST be off-road lights!
Some jackass was doing 45 in a 60 on the highway, so I turned on my "Fuck You" Lights and burned out their retinas.
by captain138dc November 26, 2023
Get the "Fuck You" Lightsmug. The smallest possible unit of giving a fuck—an indivisible quantum of concern. Analogous to the Planck length in physics, it's the theoretical minimum amount of care one can give before it ceases to exist entirely.
“I don’t give a single Planck fuck what you think.”
“That’s a Planck fuck less than I gave yesterday.”
“Somewhere between zero and a Planck fuck is where my interest resides.”
“That’s a Planck fuck less than I gave yesterday.”
“Somewhere between zero and a Planck fuck is where my interest resides.”
by TT126 July 1, 2025
Get the Planck fuckmug. When the stresses of one's life become so overbearing that they strip themself naked and start arbitrarily fucking the space or room that they occupy.
by ComeOnEileen04 June 17, 2022
Get the Fucking outmug. by sainthood January 3, 2024
Get the Fuck Dropmug.