absolute fucking dick head

an ‘absolute fucking dickhead’ is someone who is an absolute fucking dickhead.

e.g - tianna

“look over there! its an absolute fucking dick head

by not an absolute fucking dicked May 26, 2022

Nebraskan Thundersuck n’ fuck

A fat black nasty Alaskan Nebraskan bitch cums in ur mouth but has lung cancer so when she sucks ur dick ur little white dick turns into a BBC.

“Hey Kilian how was ur Nebraskan Thundersuck n’ Fuck go last night”
“John ‘Sauce’ Bender was a delight but now I have an inverses dick

by EggoBlueWaffles July 7, 2022

Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell

when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally

*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025

ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot

What you say when you are getting fucked

Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot

by Nhoke Ciggers June 29, 2024

Go fuck yourself

An exclamation expressing anger or comtept for or a rejection of someone

Go fuck yourself

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

nut huggin fuck

Nut huggin fuck is a male and or female who cant get enough of them nuts, and or will do ANYTHING to hug them testis.

That nut huggin fuck better back off my manz balls before i remove his.

by PoochTHAdondadda May 9, 2021

dumb fuck

People who think someone is interested just because you're nice to them, when in truth the only reason you talk to them is to fulfill your "one good deed" for the day! -_-

People named Ricardo...
Ricardo is a dumb fuck!

by I'm not always this mean.. October 26, 2012