Fuck this shit i'm out

when you are alive and dont like it.

Parent after 2 years: Hows life treating you
You and your mind: Fuck this shit i'm out.

by Shizuki is hot daddy March 19, 2021

Fuck

This word is said while saying “Fuck me daddy/mommy“

Girl: fuck me daddy
Boy: Take off your clothes bbg
Girl: *takes off pants*
Boy: *takes off girls underwear and slides fingers into her vagina*
Girl: ah~
Boy: *takes off pants and slides penis into her asshole*
Girl: “FUCK ME HARDER DADDY AHH”
Boy: *slides penis in and out of girls butt whil taking off her shirt and bra*
Girl: “AH~”
Boy: *continues sliding penis and out while rubbing her tits with one hand and her pussy with the other hand*
Girl: *Moans super loud*
Boy: Girl! Your mom is home!
Girl: oh no!
Mom: Girl! What was that?
Girl: i- uh- The cat scratched me!
Mom: okay
boy: *takes penis out of her asshole, picks her up and slides penis into her pussy*
Mom: *walks in*

Boy & Girl: omg
Mom: Let me join ;) *takes off clothes and shows them her huge boobs*
Boy: *walks up to mom and starts licking boobs*
Girl: *masturbates*
Mom: *goes up to girl and shoves her pussy in girls face while licking girls pussy*

Boy: *fucks mom*

by HornySxybitch March 19, 2021

mother fucking ass dick

A mother fucking ass dick is someone who is a man who has an ass and a dick and fucks mothers.

Paul: "Hey Jim look at that father over there".
Jim: " What a mother fucking ass dick".

by 47 chromosomes March 19, 2021

Fucking Punk

This dying shit never listenin to the instructions.

Webby Garton: "Come Here, Let me get this Fucking punk up right now."

by M7311 March 19, 2021

fucking job

You just searched this to see "get a fucking job" at the mug section.

I need a fucking job

by Fucking freelancer March 20, 2021

Fuck JR

The worst DVL that Icefuse CWRP has ever seen I mean cmon. Also a Canadian little kid

God damn it man, FUCK JR

by oMeteor March 20, 2021

Fuck off nowhere

Somewhere far away from society

He lives in the middle of fuck off nowhere

by Bronana13 March 20, 2021