Wank

To gently roll the knuckle over the little champion.

“Our friend Rooter was that horny he had to duck off to the bathroom to gently roll the knuckle over the little champion, to have a wank”

by Kenneth99 January 3, 2024

volcan mind wank

when one masturbates without actually touching him/her self

look up andy hoad on facebook he likes to volcan mind wank

by go go gadget dick April 12, 2011

squinting like a wanking jap

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .

For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

Phone wanking

When someone is continually playing on there smart phone and avoiding more important work and getting self gratification from it.

Has James compiled that report? Na he is phone wanking again!

by Odin1918 July 13, 2010

Wank Love

Wank Love is when you still like the idea of them/it even after a wank

DISCLAIMER: always have a wank before u ever do anything risky!!

Person1: I think i like her
Person2: but do u love her
Person1: yes frank i think i do
Person2: good job fella
*person1 marries his love*
*person1 goes through a horrible divorce*
Frank: maybe if u had checked she was your wank love ude be fine right now

by Shmuckboy12 April 18, 2020

Wanking The Worm

A Prank that Many kids do these days.It only means ,to fuck yourself (Totally does not mean to pull your third leg up and down)

"Hey Look Im Wanking The Worm! "

Its Imposible to Wank THE Worm"

by MyBallsAreVeryItchy July 7, 2023

Dutty wank

To wank into a sock

Think I’ll have a dutty wank don’t want to make a mess

by Johnalohn April 22, 2022