walk a pole

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on.

I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but I had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!

by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018

walking chug jug

someone who is very wide or consumes a lot of mass

tyler is a walking chug jug, he is so damn big

by chocolatedunk September 7, 2022

walk with me

walk with me is a term known to be used on stan twitter. walk with me is essentially saying to “listen to what i’m/they're saying.”

somebody: cardi’s music isn't bad... walk with me.
me: well..

(i’m bad at examples i’m sorry)

by idk what i’m talking about November 16, 2023

Walking Food Festival

A person whose life during Covid has come to revolve around food.

Posting photos of every meal and every snack, sharing recipes, looking forward to eating because what else was there to do, she had become a Walking Food Festival.

by Monkey's Dad March 2, 2021

Harbor walking

When someone is on fetti and they take 3 steps forwards nod 2 steps to the right. Nod 1 step forward nod you get the picture right

Hey look there goes black Tim again harbor walking in the crosswalk guys done way too much fetty today

by Tattoo dave1982 May 17, 2025

Can’t walk a cat

Basically you cannot train a woman to do the things you want.

Dishes are dirty, she doesn’t know how to cook… welp, you “can’t walk a cat”

by Jones1973 March 24, 2024

GRAVITY WALKING

Gravity Walking is a technique for efficiently walking on soft sand.

Gravity Walking is slightly leaning forward from the waist about 2-3 degrees in a relaxed state with a healthy arm swing when walking in soft sand and simply landing the forward foot to keep from falling instead of trying to push off from the back foot that inevitably slips backwards wasting energy .

by phenomenous1 December 1, 2024