Talking trees

An event in the 60s where you get clapped by guys in black pyjamas armed with AKs in the jungles.

I was in Vietnam when we were ambushed by talking trees.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

Comfort tree

You know what a comfort woman is. Comfort tree is basically a comfort woman, but it's a tree.
btw a comfort woman is, during the ww2, women that were used to satisfy the soldiers needs sexually etc.

Person A: look at that Comfort tree
Person B: nice Comfort tree

by random-guy123456789 April 16, 2021

Tree Trunk Breath

Constant burp breath for a prolonged period of time.

"Bitch you got Tree Trunk Breath!"

by jnobles September 07, 2017

piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree

“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”

by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022

TREE-LOVING

when you and your friends plant a tree branch in the ground and then take turns pissing on it.

me and my friends went tree-loving last night.

by the swiss piss September 29, 2018

Tree Fudge

noun-When bark from a tree is taken and mixed with melted chocolate, it makes Tree fudge.

what are you eating?
Oh just some tree fudge I made the other day

by renterphone123 December 13, 2010

tree called tart

treakle tart mispronounced

a tree called tart

by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023