just like your dick

Useful comeback for when somebody says something that irritates you

^ Dude, that phony charm routine you use on women...it don't work anymore
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!

by thurb April 16, 2023

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by ausboss20001 October 11, 2023

Just-in-case Friend

A "friend" that is your friend just in case all your other friends leave you.

"Oh.. Samantha? No, she's my Just-in-case friend."

by hurricanekatryna June 3, 2018

This is just like 1984!

A neologism where someone ironically/apolitically compares a situation to George Orwell's dystopian novel "1984" or an intentionally irrelevant/made-up piece of media, in order to mock people who compare modern-day censorship to the novel.

Gamer: Hey dude, do wanna play some video games?
Nerd: But, we have an exam tomorrow.
Gamer: Fuck! This is just like 1984!
Nerd: What you've just said is debatable! Just like when you think we live in a society!

by Karma will get you! April 23, 2022

just stop oil

people who disturb the peace, vandalize and glue themselves to paintings just because they hate oil

person 1: look at them over there, they are throwing orange paint on the mona lisa and gluing themselves to the wall!
person 2: typical Just Stop Oil activists...

by mxrgannnnn13 August 2, 2024

Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

by anonymous February 3, 2022

just

- Used to make actions seem smaller than it already is.
- Describing an action that happened at the moment.

I just wanted to show you how it's really done.
He just arrived from Australia!

by MakinItHappen January 27, 2018