u lovin the size

when you love what your boy has down there

Girl: ' I'm leaving you!'
Boy:'Lol i think the fuck not cause u lovin the size'
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PCY:'U lovin' the size' Freal Luv-Far East Movement

by leo_e June 2, 2017

Sup burd u want sum?

Rizzler walks past an attractive person of the female gender and says: sup burd u want sum?
Girl: I thought u would never ask 😍

Be careful when using, the moment u ask if she wants sum, she will instantly think abt u raw doggin that ass from the back.

Note: if using on an unattractive women, u must say “u want sum dirty burd?” In order to imply that the girl is dirty

sup burd u want sum? Used when walking by a hot girl when u want her to fall in love with you.

by Heifer szn March 27, 2023

U

U is a substitute for you

u have a crush on someone (That Was The only thing I could think of sorry)

by Stossy11 December 26, 2021

no u

people use this to DESTROY someones life by saying 'no u'

Guy A: I bet you're adopted.

Guy B: no u
Guy A: *fucking dies*

by MM yes the BIG no u March 24, 2020

Douche-u-sign

Enhanced pdf for legal documents executed remotely. Implies that the receiver is the last in the chain and is the “douche”. In vogue now during layoffs.

So that was it. A zoom call, accept the terms on douche-u-sign for severance and hit the road.

by SvenTY May 23, 2023

fac u

funny misspell

bru fac u!1!1!1!1!

by fac u September 5, 2021

U-Haul Feminist

A strong, independent woman who can do everything herself, until it is time to rent a U-Haul (or move furniture, shovel snow, make repairs, or any other type of demanding physical labor)

Friend 1: She really is doing it all on her own and invited me over for the party. But she also asked me to come early to shovel my driveway so people could park there.

Friend 2: Fucking, U-Haul feminists

by Hank Panther May 31, 2023