Jizz in your eye
Cum in your eye
Etc. Etc.
The whore got pie in her eye when he pulled out to quick.
The slut got pie in her eyes.
Cum in your eye
Etc. Etc.
The whore got pie in her eye when he pulled out to quick.
The slut got pie in her eyes.
by djdjesd October 17, 2014
Get the pie in your eyemug. A weird yellow pie you get for your bald headed translucent geometry teacher because he rejected the pillow with his face on it.
I gave Mr. D my banana cream pie.
How did it go?
He ate it in front of 17-year-olds and said it was delicious.
How did it go?
He ate it in front of 17-year-olds and said it was delicious.
by Crusty asshole May 6, 2022
Get the Banana cream piemug. I was barebacking this tiny Vietnamese whore. Enjoying her pussy. I shot my load I to her nice tight asian pussy making a Vietnamese Cream Pie.
by Asianpoker February 3, 2022
Get the Vietnamese cream piemug. Person 1: Hey did you hear it's national pie day?
Person 2: Oh no I didn't but now I gotta go make some pie!
Person 2: Oh no I didn't but now I gotta go make some pie!
by imacoolkid1 April 17, 2020
Get the National Pie daymug. When u carve two holes in a pumpkin and try and touch dicks in the middle and see who can cream first then pull that shit out and make a pumpkin pie using your grandmas recipe then serve it to your family at thanksgiving dinner with love !!! Gobble gobble
Damn I Sure hope Jake invites me to Thanksgiving dinner I heard him and Nathan made a Pumpkin cream pie last night!!!! Boy was Zack pissed
by $horty da Pimp October 19, 2019
Get the Pumpkin cream piemug. The complete opposite of Strawberry Shortcake. Can refer to food that looks good but is really nasty.
by bonelesspizza January 25, 2017
Get the Tomato Tall Piemug. I pick up this hot young girl in Singapore and was fucking her nice sweet pussy. I shot my cum I to her tight pussy. As I withdrew. I saw my cum dripping from her sweet puy. Making a Singapore Cream Pie.
by Asianpoker February 3, 2022
Get the Singapore cream piemug.