flunker fans

When you spit on your penis then cumshot in a fan. You have to catch the cumshot in your mouth off the bank. If failed to do so you have to stick a toothpick down the mouth of your penis

Later tonight Ima play a game of flunker fans.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

trash fan base

49ers fans unable to get over losing to the eagles.

That Trash Fan Base is saltier than Utah.

by Go Birds February 13, 2023

Whiplash fan

A person that always plays the drums withouth drumsticks to look cool, and looks at the movie Whiplash at least 20 times a week with different people each time. They also try to master Caravan, but fails because they suck.

Not Whiplash fan: Can you hand me that book?
Whiplash fan: Fuck off, Johnny Utah, turn my pages bitch!

by Fletcher#fuckpigh April 3, 2017

Alaskan ceiling fan

When an Alaskan man with a stereotypical large penis whips his penis around in a clockwise rotation simulating a fan.

Hey babe Is it cool is I Alaskan ceiling fan in front of your sister.

by Tutibenzo September 16, 2021

Ceiling Fan

An act where a boy named Liam ties himself onto the ceiling fan because of his fake depression, and then his brother connor records him for his porn channel while wanking off to it, he then puts his miniscile dick into a pencil sharpener and sharpens it and cuts his lifeless brother down. Then he calls his family up and they fuck and do a human centipede slay 💀

Mum! Liams hanging on the ceiling fan again can i cut him down with my sharpened cock?

by annexoxosmith February 19, 2024

parker's biggest fan

dany is parker kate's biggest fan!

who is parker's biggest fan?
me: dany is parker's biggest fan, of course!!

by busbys January 2, 2021

bandwagon fan

A fan who claims he only liked a team because of a football coach or a certain player/s. If s/he becomes a fan of the team the coach or player joins, they're a bandwagon fan. If they do not become a fan of the coach or player's new team, and stopped liking their old team, they're a bandwagon fan. Fans who just want to be a pain in everyone's butt and be an antagonist by not cheering for the home team. You have the right to cheer for any team you want. However, to cheer for your hometown's rival just to be a prick is not cool.

The Ohio State Fan: Why don't you like Notre Dame football anymore? You once were a fan in 2005.

Bandwagon Fan who now cheers for LSU: I was just a fan of the coach, Charlie Weis.
The OSU fan: So you must have began watching him coach Kansas City Chiefs in 2010 right?
Bandwagon Fan: I never knew he coached the Chiefs.

The OSU fan: Your two favorite teams faced each other in the Citrus Bowl last year (2017). LSU vs Notre Dame. Who did you cheer for?
Bandwagon fan: LSU! Because I love Lousiana!
The OSU fan: But LSU lost.
Bandwagon fan: GO IRISH! I'm an Irish fan now!

by Crazy_Chameleon February 3, 2018