Donald Trump

the best president the US has Ever had

bro did you know when trump was president the black unemployment rate was at a lowest donald trump is a hero

by stickyickyicky420 June 7, 2024

Donald Trump

A convicted felon

Can convicted felons run for president?

Yeah, just look at Donald Trump

by SomeRandomSocialist June 7, 2024

Donald J. Trump

Orange human being, driven to madness by... no one knows what. Followed by the QAnon cult and other far right wingers.

QAnoner: "HAIL TRUMP. HAIL OUR PEOPLE. HAIL VICTORY!!! Where we go one we go all"
Sane Person: "He does know that Donald J. Trump is an alleged rapist, right?!"

by PLMMJ June 21, 2024

Donald Trump

The 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.

(This is the only non-political definition on urban dictionary, goddamn.)

Guy 1: “whoa, who’s that guy in that White House over there?”

Guy 2: “that’s Donald trump, the 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.”

Guy 1: “but why’d you say that like it was copy pasted? Like we are no more than words on a screen..?”

Guy 3: “Fuck they’re becoming self aware”

by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024

Donald

Donald is a very disturbed old man. He likes to ruin family relationships and events because he emotionally abuses your grandma and brain washes her. Your grandma will feel pressured to bring him to every family event uninvited. He will drink all your wine and the night goes downhill from there (be careful he’s a light weight) he might do a reach around or talk In tongues at the thanksgiving prayer. This is only the beginning… don’t be surprised if there’s a hidden camera installed in the basement or bathroom he might ask if you need help scrubbing your back. And the night time will end with him trying to turn your grandma against your whole family and he will eat all your food. He will leave with a sweet fart and burp on the ring camera and not one thank you. And the list goes on…

If you ever meet a Donald give him the nickname dildo and hide your wife and kids make sure to call 911 right away.

by ShesAmonster1 July 19, 2024

Donald trump shooting

the old decarpetated man. he is a bombdil froogfolip.

person 1: the Donald trump shooting was funny.
person 2: skibidi rizzing brb
person: 3: kill yourself
Donald trump: is f***ing hittwing dwa gwiddy

by circle2 July 19, 2024

Donald Trump Facial

The act of ejaculating onto someone's right ear, similar to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump with Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting his right ear.

Instead of cumming on my girlfriend's tits like I usually do every Saturday night, this time I decided to spice things up and give her a Donald Trump Facial.

by Czech Hunter 1984 July 22, 2024