1> The term 'High School' adj. has recently come to mean anything 'Lame','Untrendy' or just simply 'Imature'.
It is typically used by college students or those who have graduated from Secondary education.
It is typically used by college students or those who have graduated from Secondary education.
Amy: 'OH MY GOD, I just saw Blake and he was acting like he was the 'shit'.
Sam: What he was acting like HE was the 'shit'?
Amy: Yeah I know, that guy so isn't, he's just high school.
Or
Jasper: I've just seen Jay, he's dyed his hair blond!
Emlin: What does it look like?
Jasper: Oh it just looks terrible, real 'high school'.
Sam: What he was acting like HE was the 'shit'?
Amy: Yeah I know, that guy so isn't, he's just high school.
Or
Jasper: I've just seen Jay, he's dyed his hair blond!
Emlin: What does it look like?
Jasper: Oh it just looks terrible, real 'high school'.
by Samuel Cooper November 07, 2006
Welcome to the remainder of compulsory education. uniforms, crap Jamie Oliver school lunches, Harder work, and students who seriously lack individuality. If your lucky you will get 1 no uniform day a year and you need to pay to wear your own clothes. School lunches will be served by old women who's only other option is a pension and the dole. 1st year students will cause chaos since there in 'big school' and feel somehow more important than the other 1000 or so in school. Highlights include fire alarms being set off, bank holiday Monday's and trips. Teachers who complain about their wages, or lack of and think we give a shit, some of us do, some teachers are great, but they are few and far between. my best friend lost her virginity at 13 and gets drunk most weekends, started smoking at 11 and is constantly in detention. My friend, lets just call her 'b' cuts herself, talks about suicide and takes overdoses so she can be sick, fall asleep and get out of P.E, another girl who is popular and really pretty, her mum died when she was young lets call her 'c', has tonnes of mates but gets drunk and cuts herself, sleeps with boys. she's really drunk and regrets it the next day. another girl, 'd', mum + dad is a teacher and the pressure on her to do well is overwhelming, jokingly she gives a cheeky reply to her father 'yeah yeah', grounded for a month. high school is sugar-coated, they can make pretty uniforms, they can build new schools but teenagers will always be the same.
teacher = 'ok everyone, do the starter questions, i need to begin a class because there teacher isn't here, we will check the answers when we get back'
class = *quiet*
teacher = *walks down corridor*
class = *lots of talking* 'Jessica is Stacy really?' 'Have you seen the new episode of' 'Ah ha ha!' *jumps on table* 'Shut the fuck up you mongo heggy!'
1 girl = *SHHISH! she's coming*
everyone else = 'shut up! she's coming' 'shhish!!'
one really loud person = 'SHISSSSH!'
everyone else = *glares*
1 minute later they realise she's not coming
everyone = 'ahh' *frustrated sigh' *continue to speak random stuff*
me = who wants gum??
everyone = 'me!!' 'can i have some pleeease!!' 'YOU'LL BE MY BEST FRIEND'
me = 'go on, take the whole fucking thing! have a field day why don't you?'
me = *working on starter questions*
them = *quarrelling over gum*
teacher = *walks in* *see's boy on desk and lots of people trying to get chewing gum*
teacher = 'i can't leave you for 5 minutes! unbelievable! the amount of cheek! your like little nursery children! the other teachers were complaining about the amount of noise'
teacher = *looks at us doing work* *looks at the rest of the class* 'i bet you haven't even started those questions! lack of respect, oh and heggy, go to the year head, oh and don't forget this punishment'
us = *sniggering*
teacher = 'these people are an example you should all follow!, now get on with your work'
this is what Secondary School classes are like
class = *quiet*
teacher = *walks down corridor*
class = *lots of talking* 'Jessica is Stacy really?' 'Have you seen the new episode of' 'Ah ha ha!' *jumps on table* 'Shut the fuck up you mongo heggy!'
1 girl = *SHHISH! she's coming*
everyone else = 'shut up! she's coming' 'shhish!!'
one really loud person = 'SHISSSSH!'
everyone else = *glares*
1 minute later they realise she's not coming
everyone = 'ahh' *frustrated sigh' *continue to speak random stuff*
me = who wants gum??
everyone = 'me!!' 'can i have some pleeease!!' 'YOU'LL BE MY BEST FRIEND'
me = 'go on, take the whole fucking thing! have a field day why don't you?'
me = *working on starter questions*
them = *quarrelling over gum*
teacher = *walks in* *see's boy on desk and lots of people trying to get chewing gum*
teacher = 'i can't leave you for 5 minutes! unbelievable! the amount of cheek! your like little nursery children! the other teachers were complaining about the amount of noise'
teacher = *looks at us doing work* *looks at the rest of the class* 'i bet you haven't even started those questions! lack of respect, oh and heggy, go to the year head, oh and don't forget this punishment'
us = *sniggering*
teacher = 'these people are an example you should all follow!, now get on with your work'
this is what Secondary School classes are like
by notafraidtospeakup June 06, 2010
A phrase stated whenever a person incorrectly pushes or pulls on a door that only moves in the other direction, thus it must be pulled or pushed, respectively. Originates from the Far Side cartoon.
Haha, school for the gifted.
by Street Urchin April 06, 2004
1.Anyone who says that these are the best 4 years of your life needs to get a better job
2. A place to target practice my new Ak-47
3. The best place to hide your stash
4. A place where you learn how to get high, hence the name high school
2. A place to target practice my new Ak-47
3. The best place to hide your stash
4. A place where you learn how to get high, hence the name high school
by Tom Bomb December 25, 2005
Mimi And Minnie were enrolled to a sex school, they don't like anything about the school except one thing, The uniform is so sexy the girls were only bras! Can you believe that! And the school doesn't even get sued or shut down for this? As for the boys the only were boxers. Mom"Bye girls! Hope you enjoy" "Bye mom and dad", Minnie + Mimi.
When they were walking a girl ran up to Minnie and threw her on the ground, "hi sexy!", The girl said while rubbing Minnie's pussy."mmm~ oh yes" said Minnie, Mimi got hornier and hornier, So she kept on walking into class, The class were learning about the clit. she could even see a bugle in the teachers pants, Then she put a vibrator into her pussy and it was attacking her clit so bad, After 6 minutes she had the urge to moan, '"Ah~ hmm yes~" The teacher stoped and walked to Minnie, "So you have been self pleasuring yourself hmm? Naughty girl~~", said the teacher, He chose three girls to fuck Minnie and he joined in 1st girl:*gets a 17' dildo. 2nd girl:*Sucks Minnie's Tits* "Ah-Ah~" said Minnie , 3rd girl:*Eats Minnie out* Minnie's pussy wanting that dildo in her. Then the 1st girl shoved it in Minnie's pussy (The 3rd girl has stopped) Minnie dimmed everywhere everyone leaves except 1 she said they will fuck Infront of everyone to get them into the horny spirit! *She got on Minnie and with her Tounge she guided herself from tits to pussy* "Aah~ GET YOUR TOUNGE ON MY CLIT MASTER! PLEASE~" part two soon
When they were walking a girl ran up to Minnie and threw her on the ground, "hi sexy!", The girl said while rubbing Minnie's pussy."mmm~ oh yes" said Minnie, Mimi got hornier and hornier, So she kept on walking into class, The class were learning about the clit. she could even see a bugle in the teachers pants, Then she put a vibrator into her pussy and it was attacking her clit so bad, After 6 minutes she had the urge to moan, '"Ah~ hmm yes~" The teacher stoped and walked to Minnie, "So you have been self pleasuring yourself hmm? Naughty girl~~", said the teacher, He chose three girls to fuck Minnie and he joined in 1st girl:*gets a 17' dildo. 2nd girl:*Sucks Minnie's Tits* "Ah-Ah~" said Minnie , 3rd girl:*Eats Minnie out* Minnie's pussy wanting that dildo in her. Then the 1st girl shoved it in Minnie's pussy (The 3rd girl has stopped) Minnie dimmed everywhere everyone leaves except 1 she said they will fuck Infront of everyone to get them into the horny spirit! *She got on Minnie and with her Tounge she guided herself from tits to pussy* "Aah~ GET YOUR TOUNGE ON MY CLIT MASTER! PLEASE~" part two soon
by Yayayayayawaawawa January 03, 2022
So, you've failed out of college because you smoked too much pot and had a fondness for xbox and hentai. NO MATTER!!! Welcome to Nuke School! What did you major in? English, Home Economics, Botany? Did you even have a major? Well, fuck it, sign your happy ass up for the Navy and make sure to take that ASVAB good and hard right in your brain hole because *drumroll* you're going to South Carolina. Make sure to say goodbye to everything you ever loved and any semblance of an enjoyable early adulthood. Become a pawn of the United States Military/Industrial Complex as you get shitty haircuts, work inhuman hours learning absolutely useless material, and lose your sense of dignity. But watch out, kiddies! Everyone is out to get you! Stab your "friends" in the back before they rat you out for all that sweet underage drinking you're going to do. Remember, they tell you its all worth it in the end. And sure, it could be, if the job market wasn't swamped with guys and girls exactly like you with the same qualifications looking for the same job(s). Whoops! Guess you can just stay in for twenty plus years as you watch your life slip between the deckplates of some submarine.
Son to Father: Dad, I've been considering the Navy's nuclear program...
Father to Son: I'm going to punch you in the face while forcing you to watch every Nicolas Cage film ever produced but, I'm replacing the soundtracks with atonal, incidental music written by Yoko Ono.
Son to Father: Dear God, Father, why!?!
Father to Son: Because this is the equivalent of nuke school.
Father to Son: I'm going to punch you in the face while forcing you to watch every Nicolas Cage film ever produced but, I'm replacing the soundtracks with atonal, incidental music written by Yoko Ono.
Son to Father: Dear God, Father, why!?!
Father to Son: Because this is the equivalent of nuke school.
by MastCat January 24, 2012
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