lachlan and rusty

Lachlan and rusty have true meaning, you have never seen them in the same place at the same time. Because they are they same thing, living a double life.
“Why have I never seen Lachlan and Rusty at the same time?” … “Because they are the same person”
by just think about it bud.. August 13, 2023
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Rusty Seas

A goofy ahh game made by Aygee where you play as an overweight wolf and speed run getting an assault and battery charge at a fictional beach.
Person 1: Bro you should play Rusty Seas
Person 1: WDYM everyone just left the room?
by Jonathanjo3star May 26, 2024
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rusty cat

An woman's va-jay-jay. As in "old" "overused"
Don't mess with shaquanda, she's got a rusty cat.
by Dick Johnson February 02, 2015
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Rusty ferret

The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently breaking the anus. During the following commotion the relevant penis is inserted as discreetly as possible into the other partys' mouth.
Carol broke up with Sam yesterday.

Why?

Well he dropped a rusty ferret on her and that's just going too far.
Aaaah duude that's nasty
by Rlwilliamas January 31, 2016
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rusty star pop

When you stick your finger in your butt hole and pop it in someone else’s mouth.
I gave frank a rusty star pop last night.
by ofwolfandman October 07, 2018
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Rusty Megaphone

To grad the cock and balls of you partner in one handfull from behing while he is on all fours. Then shout as loud as you can into his ass and squeeze. Whatever you yell he has to yell louder...
If you really want the neighbors to hear you fooling around you need to break out the RUSTY MEGAPHONE
by Riffmonger January 20, 2012
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Scrub rusty clamps

To fuck an older woman who hasn't had sex in years
Hey guys I can't go to the bar I'm gonna scrub rusty clamps
by Big ńick digga December 24, 2021
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