Road to Wembley

Line of hair leading directly to a man's genital area. Also known as a 'stairway to heaven'.

Girl 1: Did you see Jack's dark trail of hair under his belly-button at the beach yesterday?
Girl 2: Oh, you mean his road to Wembley?

by Mylosc August 27, 2013

Road-burned bratwurst

When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction

Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?

Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk

by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013

Road Rubbing

The act of pleasuring oneself while travelling in a car or similar vehicle

"You feel like road rubbing on the way home?"

by Ironwolf226 December 2, 2013

road loaf

Mass of dead animal carcass lying on the road at the point at which genus and species is still detectable, but still does not constitute as road slime

Watch out for that big chunk of road loaf in the road

by Tiberius Kirk April 11, 2014

radsexual

The attraction to anything that is considered "rad" or "radical". Typically a Radsexual favors the 90s and will often use a walkman with 100 skate brand stickers on it.

A Radsexual will also watch alot of Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles on their tube tv.

Ash turned into a Radsexual the moment he turned his baseball cap backwards.

by Alex_The_Pixel_Punk February 6, 2015

Roaderitas

Margaritas made specifically to be drunk in a car, in motion. Usually as a roadtrip pregame on the way to the beach or other outdoor event on a sunny day.

Izzy: We haven't been to the beach in awhile.
Natalie: Let's drive! I have stuff for margaritas!
Izzy: I think you mean...Roaderitas! Quick! To the Batmobile!

by InlandLily June 5, 2014

roadgripper

a tyre that grips the road strongly. Could also be used for a vehicle with such tyres.

Roadgrippers can prevent accidents.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 March 27, 2015