Guinea Pig Bacon

The bacon served in just about any of the beloved Family Food chains, that has been sliced so thin it resembles the meat you'd get harvesting a Guinea Pig.
"I hope I don't get Guinea Pig bacon with my Grand Slam this time!".
by The Soup Nazi's Friend November 17, 2018
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Soaked in pig's blood

To be soaked in pig's blood refers to the book and movie "Carrie", in which the titular character is humiliated by her classmates for the last time and goes completely fucking nuts!
Sam got soaked in pig's blood, so now she wants to burn the school down
by Bad Nooze September 01, 2018
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Pig skin pouch

Another name for your ball sack or scrotum.
Yo! this chick loves to play with my pig skin pouch!
by Hawaiian born June 05, 2010
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Pig Lizard Dragon

A manifestation of three hideous animals. These animals combined form a beast so vile, heartless, and cruel that it will destroy the world.
Earl: OMG we're all gonna die. Pig Lizard Dragon is on a rampage.
Annie: We have to save the children. THE CHILDREN!
Edna: Yeah Yeah shut ur yap.
by chris doberstein July 22, 2008
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Whistling up a pig’s ass

This expression was originally by Rednecks in the USA, but achieved wider recognition and usage due to combined operations between the US Army and British troops. It is used to describe something that is totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something you do not wish to do. By extension it can also be used to mean a person who is a waste of time and resources, someone with whom you do not wish to associate, that the world would be better off without and who is one of nature’s biggest mistakes, in short a complete and total Malcolm.
Malcolm has just fucked the system again, that waster is no more use than whistling up a pig’s ass.
by AKACroatalin March 13, 2019
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camel toed sea-pig

A female -type person who not only walks around with a 'camel-toe' most of the time , but is also overweight and looks like a 'pig' that could float- ergo- the 'sea pig' descriptive portion...
The female person's pants were so tight, and her wieght, so out of control, that she took on the appearance of a" camel toed sea-pig "....
by davethewave2 August 19, 2010
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puerto rican pig roast

n.

A "three-way" based sexual act involving two men and one woman.

The woman is filled both orally and anally with dark rum, basted in a mixture of apple juice, brown sugar, and vinegar, then "put on the spit" penetrated both orally and either vaginally or anally.
Guy#1: Wow, look at that chick take those dicks.
Guy#2: Yeah, nothing beats a good old fashioned Puerto Rican pig roast.
by Autisticauggie March 19, 2014
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