Side Bird

A loyal friend who serves as a lookout in times of difficulty. A "side bird" is not just a passive observer but an active participant in offering assistance and vigilance, embodying reliability and loyalty.

During tough times, Sarah proved to be a true side bird, always watching out for me and offering support when I needed it most.

by katfat November 23, 2024

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Broad Side of a Barn

Something you can't hit if your marksmanship is very poor.

Man dude, I just don't trust you with guns. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you tried.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 05, 2021

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Side Mistress

A side mistress is a lady that your lady knows about but they don't do anything about it because it's perfectly fine with the both of them.

Sally knew Bill was with Victoria, his new side mistress, but she didn't do anything to destroy Bill because Sally and Victoria were secretly lesbians on the down low.

by Ernit July 03, 2023

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Side Vag

Much like side boob. In essence, when a woman wear's, undergarments? That don't quite cover the meat pocket. Side vag, side boob, you get it right? Come on Sean. Get it together!

Holy moly! Did you see that side vag?! That dancer clearly needs to learn what commando is. Those shorts are side vag central!

by spikem0 August 06, 2022

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Double sided floople sludge

The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.

Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”

by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 02, 2023

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