Magic Milk Cheeks

the act of jizzing on your best friends cheeks while he or she is asleep.

"I can't wait for tonight and make my best friend, Winston, some magic milk cheeks."

by 4Bros August 4, 2013

Milk Bag Buff

A form of giving boob sex where the breasts are moved out of unison, alternating the left and right breast in circular motions creating a "wax on, wax off" pattern.

Alternately, having sex with a Canadian package of bagged milk, though not as enjoyable.

"she had her boobs in her hands tossing them up and down... I think she was practicing for that milk bag buff she's been promising me"
"dude, you are so lucky! she has such great milk bags!"

by WifeyKnowsBest September 12, 2011

British milk thief

Another term for "John Lennon", celebrating the iconic moment on which he stole milk, then died.

"British milk thief was always my favourite member of Plastic Ono Band."

by Anomalocaris July 19, 2023

Drinking Lion's Milk

You built up some courage for yourself and are now acting up.

What is wrong with you acting like that? Have you been Drinking Lion's Milk or something?

by Hov Na December 25, 2020

finish your milk

when you smash a fat come and you leave the some smoke in the bong

person 1: hey watch me smash this fat cone bro
Person 2: okay i will
Person 1: *Smashes sick cone*
Person 2: bro that was sick as
person 3 outta no where: aye atleast finish your milk

by Stoned cunt 420 February 1, 2021

milk jug prayer

The prospect of answered prayer is generally relegated to any one of three possible responses: Affirmative (your selected mountain is now relocated), Negative (nope, negative, try again later) and perhaps (you're not quite worthy yet, hold please, etc)
Realistically, there are NO OTHER POSSIBLE responses to each and every given prayer offered to each and every god.

In prayed for rain last night.
Really? Why?
Well. We really need some rain for our crops to grow.
Mmm, I see. Well, prayed for it NOT to rain because my daughter's wedding is this weekend.
The good thing is that the whole process is fatally flawed; my milk jug prayer has the same odds as yours, sucker!

by YAWA July 21, 2022

gone to get the milk

When ur dad has sadly disappeared

"Yo weres your dad? " "ahhhh hes gone to get the milk bro"

by Ecpixles November 8, 2022