Jacob

JACOB IS A BUMHOLE THAT BULLIES ME

Me : hey Jacob
Jacob: SHUT UP YOU BOT

by Belpis June 26, 2019

Jacobe

A friend everyone needs. A hilarious guy who always has the most insane stories to share. He stands out to everyone he meets, it’s impossible to forget about him. He can be an asshole sometimes but deep down he’s soft. Overall a cool guy. Go get yourself a Jacobe.

Yo dude, do you know Jacobe?
Yeah, we’re hanging out this weekend!

by craigtuckeer April 20, 2023

Alyssa and Jacob

the two most in love people forever and ever and ever. They will be together forever. Jacob has loved alyssa for half his life and now that he got her he’ll never ever let her go.

Wow that couple is almost as in love as alyssa and jacob

by JTHOMAS September 7, 2025

Jacob bacon

he is Jacob and he like bacon

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by Jacob Bacon January 24, 2024

jacob keeney

a person with a dark heart and soul and watches anime

my friend is a jacob keeney.

by Ross gorham May 25, 2016

Jacob

An amazing boyfriend and all around person that is always there when you need him. He didn't even mind that I was sucking a candy cane while typing this.

Jacob is hot as fuck.

by brookiecookie17 December 28, 2021

Jacob

The one person who will pull fake ass patch notes out of their ass and present them as the truth, this person will also get any game lore incorrect.

Jacob told me that the new smg shoots cum instead of bullets.

by Lilly IDK April 14, 2024