A man with a very large penis who always has the best hair and only hangs out with a few friends usually a Hispanic and a crackhead
by Penidol January 31, 2018
Girl 1: Hey, look at Abe, Jacob & James over there.
Girl 2: I'd let them all take me on at once.
Girl 3: Too bad they didn't pass english.
Girl 2: I'd let them all take me on at once.
Girl 3: Too bad they didn't pass english.
by quieroqueso May 01, 2021
by ItzPolarBearDK December 01, 2022
he is a good friend, he gets all the ladies but has a tiny penis, he also likes old woman with incredibly saggy vagina's
by jeezo yunglee November 01, 2013
When you are in a conversation but completely ignore everything that is said. Then a few minutes later you repeat parts of the conversation that were already discussed.
We just finished discussing our dinner plans when my friend began pulling a jacob and asked what we were going to do for dinner.
by billyinsertrandomnumbershere November 17, 2023
the queerest of queers. One guy that you don't wanna meet. He brings your IQ down 20 points just from being around him. You meet him once and you are forever retarded. He's like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.
"I'm having such a great day, I hope nothing terrible happens to me..."
"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"
*dies*
"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"
*dies*
by jacksonbarr May 10, 2016
by Msizzy January 06, 2020