What Americans think The Times is called, because they can't invent any of their own names for newspapers and they don't know that it is a national newspaper.
American Tourist: Do you have The London Times?
British Newsagent: Nope, we only have The Times.
Tourist: Which Times is that?
Newsagent: Which do you think?
British Newsagent: Nope, we only have The Times.
Tourist: Which Times is that?
Newsagent: Which do you think?
by The Blue Duck February 14, 2005
Getting a good thorough handjob. Specifically can be used to indicate when a girl loves your cock and balls so much that she has a great time playing with them, jerking you off, pulling, proding, wanting to make you cum.
Usually requested by the girlfriend when she wants to please you, or when she can't have sex cause she's on the rag.
Usually requested by the girlfriend when she wants to please you, or when she can't have sex cause she's on the rag.
by Walleye June 28, 2007
Topgun: you gonna shotgun that beer or just stand there
Hammer: Im gonna take my clothes off first and then hammer time it
Hammer: Im gonna take my clothes off first and then hammer time it
by Hammer April 14, 2005
What basically happens during sleep. That's probably the reason why time flies so quick when you sleep, it's because you time travel.
So I was waiting for my cousins to arrive here, but I realised that I have to wait FOUR damn hours. What I had to is to sleep. Now that's time travel, culturally speaking!
by thisone'sforyou June 03, 2011
by Scottissexytimes October 23, 2007
1. When a person, particularly in the service industy, moves in an unhurried fashion. That person can be said to be on Mayberry time.
2. An exclamation used to indicate that an episode of either the Andy Griffith Show or Mayberry RFD is starting.
2. An exclamation used to indicate that an episode of either the Andy Griffith Show or Mayberry RFD is starting.
1. "Where's my food? That waitress must be on Mayberry time."
2. "Hey, Maude! Get in here, it's Mayberry time!"
2. "Hey, Maude! Get in here, it's Mayberry time!"
by bbbbbggggg June 12, 2006
Mainly an East Coast term. When you have a booty call that you can call at any hour of the night as if it were only three hours earlier. e.g. It is 3am and you call the person with no problem as if it were 12am.
by the Wingman April 19, 2005