by The one and only.. me February 16, 2021
by omzarex February 22, 2022
having lack of bitches cuz this dumbass aswell got no fucking bitches kys i swear 0 FUCKING BITCHES NOR BRAINCELLS I SWEAR THIS IS THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT BUYS A BURGER JUST TO SMELL THE AIR AND USE THE BUNS FOR DICK SEASONING
Egg rupted stfu
by unfunny sus March 29, 2022
The act of preforming oral sex on an older woman that is having her period, but she is older so the eggs are rarer and harder to find.
by Mcribbles May 31, 2022
Swedish confused waitress medurs up starters and spilled the soup on a already deliverd egg-starter and voilà the artichoke soupe on eggs was discovered as a fucked up dish without any fucking flavour you would want, the guest was chocked but hey the texture was lovely with egg yolk and soup. Eat your soup Fanny! 2021-11-23 Dalarö
Can I please have the egg-starter.
Sure, if you want me to pour Jerusalem artichoke soup on your egg starter.
Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs
Sure, if you want me to pour Jerusalem artichoke soup on your egg starter.
Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs
by Stefantastic November 24, 2021
When a male takes his testicles and shoves them vigorously into a woman’s vagina or mans asshole, he then pops them back out and puts them back in repeatedly.
Matt: Hey babe you wanna try egg dipping again tonight?
Meghann: Yes omg I love when you put your singular testicle in me and repeatedly pull it out and put it back in.
Matt: Alright babe get ready, my ball is extra swollen tonight. You’re in for a treat.
Meghann: Yes omg I love when you put your singular testicle in me and repeatedly pull it out and put it back in.
Matt: Alright babe get ready, my ball is extra swollen tonight. You’re in for a treat.
by BeastialitySupporter September 23, 2019
by milkshake99 July 01, 2011