Grumpy Old Crummuggen

a hater of all things silly, young, funny, or cool

Leonard glares at the frog in the pickle jar because he is a grumpy old crummuggen!

by watergirljamiet September 14, 2011

Day Old Bagel

A VERY firm/tight vagina so dense that it is difficult to eat. Cream cheese, naturally goes around the hole due to the fact that penetration is so difficult.

Christ man! I couldn't even get it in. She had a day old bagel.

by TheMightyGregasaurus May 14, 2011

old oral sex

When an old married couple pass each other in the hallway of their house they both say fuck you to each other. That's old oral sex

SAm passed Silvia in the hallway and said fuck you silvia. Silvia replies with fuck you too, thus completing the act of old oral sex

by Pooboo444 August 12, 2017

growling old woman

When you have an art teacher that's a very old woman who tells you scary growling noises for shopping on your phone during her class.

Holy shit poppy that growling old woman caught me shopping on my phone again during class

by Ritchboilol December 25, 2016

The Old Razzle Dazzle

Surprise anal sex/pegging

I won't be into work today, my wife gave me The Old Razzle Dazzle last night

by pseudonymforsurprisepegging September 3, 2017

Same Old Scene

Nothings last forever
Of that I'm sure
Now you've made an offer
I'll take some more
Young loving may be
Oh so mean
Will I still survive
The same old scene?
In our lighter moments
precious few

It's all that heavy weather
We're going through
When I turn the corner
I can't believe
It's still the same old movie
That's haunting me
Young loving may be
Oh so mean
Trying to revive
The same old scene
Young loving may be
So extreme
Maybe we should try
The same old scene

Nothings last forever
Of that I'm sure
Now you've made an offer
I'll take some more

by Death Menace November 12, 2022

old time asznee

Big Shaq and asnzee go way back

Big shaq: Old time asznee

Me:I know. Its been a while

by AWESOMESAWS12 May 15, 2018