May I please have a water? 

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

May I please have a water? by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023

May 14

International Nigger Day

"Hey it's May 14th!"

"Yes, international nigger day!"

May 14 by cheesemeerkat20 January 9, 2024

May 11th 

International pet day. Love your pet even more than normal on May 11th :3

Sal: "Hey! It's May 11th! Sorry Bella, I need to love my cat!"
Bella: "That's fine, I was gonna cancel anyways! I need to give my dog the most love he's ever gotten!!!"

May 11th by hhttps_ellll January 11, 2024

may 6 2013 

May 6 2013 a day of the year

on May 6 2013, we will be going on a field trip

may 6 2013 by puppy and kitty lover January 24, 2024

May 13th 

Best day of the year.

"may 13th is the best day ever"

May 13th by strangernotindanger January 30, 2024

May 13th 

best day of the year. The day when the person who runs the world was born.

"my best friend was born in may 13th2

May 13th by strangernotindanger January 30, 2024

may 31 

the day that nazar needs to backshot bianca

person 1: hey is it may 31st?
nazar: oh yeah it is
person 1: oh you know what that means!
nazar: oh yeah it’s my favorite day!
bianca: nazar you know day it is

may 31 by belleisabitch February 4, 2024