Lesbian Warrior

Lesbian defender to the max. To the point that you would go to war for them.

John: What’s with the war get-up?
Faith: The lesbians need me. I’m a lesbian warrior

by elemaeoh February 24, 2025

Lesbianness

The act of being lesbian

Our lesbianness shows

by Petunia petal 123 April 4, 2022

Lesbian Split

Going halvesies on box wine with your bestie and drinking it all in one sitting while cattily gossiping about people you don't like.

"That bitch Rachel really needs to watch her mouth. Did you hear what she said about me today?"
"Nope. Wanna pull a Lesbian Split and talk about?"
"Totally"

by trombonefishjoe January 12, 2024

Lesbian

A person, especially a man, who utterly lacks courage, backbone, or resolve; a gutless, feeble-minded coward who folds under the slightest pressure.

I watched him grovel and apologize for something that wasn’t even his fault, man’s a total lesbian.

by Hugeassjunior March 19, 2025

Lesbian

Someone who is on the female spectrum or without gender that is attracted to others on the female spectrum (or people without gender, it depends on the person).

"Would you date a guy shorter than you?"
"No."
"That's shallow."
"I'm a lesbian, Tom."

by Sprig Plantar September 11, 2021

lesbian

a shorter way of saying your lazy or tired

"man im feeling pretty lesbian right now"

"yeah me too, let's go to bed"

by Mithie hamburger March 29, 2022

Shock Value Lesbian

A lesbian that frequently jokes about relations with a man for shock value. The man referenced is often a fictional character.

The Salesman could give me the choice between the bread or the lottery ticket, and I would reach for his waistband! – a shock value lesbian

by anonymous January 18, 2025