King Ruffles42

a kid that has a bowl cut, has lots of freakles over his face and makes you wont to punch baybies in the face.

guy1: hey look at that King Ruffles42 over there.
guy2: " punch's a baybe in the face"

by Tyler77189 October 9, 2008

Rube king

A gay bald sexy egg looking ass humptydumpty wannabe that’s played the gayest console in the world ps4 and he likes to go down in waffle baby and also sexy old man ginger boy

Oh look at the rube king he’s gonna go dick down big baby waffle baby

by Rubenisbigdaddy February 25, 2019

King's Quest

A game series marketed initially by Sierra On-Line and is now owned by Vivendi Universal, originally made during the 1980s and early 1990s that was really cool until the fifth installment, when it just became damn near impossible to solve without a strategy guide. They attempted to re-market Kings Quest 7 for preteen girls, but it wound up being played primarily by 19-year-old boys who thought Princess Rosella was hot, or had a "cougar crush" on Queen Valanice - who is now believed to be directly responsible for the Ashton Kutcher-Demi Moore inspired era of young men dating middle-aged women.

King's Quest was really cool in the '80s when I was growing up, but by the end of the '90s they destroyed it.

by Doki_Doki_Attack! October 27, 2009

King Arthur

When you bury your dick so far into a girl's lovehole that the man who can pull you out will be crowned King of Camelot.

Guy #1: You know that girl with that wears the jean skirt and leggings?
Guy #2: The clarinet player?
Guy #1: Yeah, I wanna be her King Arthur.

by Sir Isaiah Of Marion February 27, 2017

King of Town

An enormously fat dude who does nothing but eat. He wears a fake robe and a party city crown and calls himself king of Free Town, U.S.A. Yet, nobody likes him, for he is a loser.

Listen,*cough*, "your highness". We're about to egg the ever-living crap out of your castle, and it just wouldn't be as fun if you're standing right there.

Sure it will. On the count that I'm totally cool.

No you're not.

by Stiffy February 14, 2004

kottonmouth kings

a rap group consists of a bunch of skinny white guys covered with tattoos. They do a lot of hand motions in their music videos, look like they're going to grab your penis through the screen. It's also the new age white trash redneck music.

I am listening to kottonmouth kings because I'm stupid.

by Vide October 27, 2005

pr0n^king

The king of pr0n..
A sexy beast of a man.

Yo, pr0n.. how ya doin'?

by Anonymous Alcoholic August 15, 2003