AceBanned Moment

When you have a choice, and you make the unequivocally worst choice of the options

"Oh, what are you doing?"
"I'm trying to pick whether to go on a run or to order a pizza"
"Go with your gut! Have an AceBanned Moment!"
"2 pizzas it is!"

by AceBanned May 9, 2023

Bruh Moment

When your favorite meme page on Instagram gets deleted cause of 👋😔

“Yo dude Matt’s really funny meme page just got deleted.” “That’s a real bruh moment right there”

by Summerlovesyou August 22, 2019

Grandma Moment

A period in time when you act like a geriatric citizen by saying ‘oh dear’ or have a conniption fit because you didn’t watch ‘your program’

Sophie! I just had a grandma moment because I didn't get to watch Wheel.

by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

red moment

Similar to a blonde moment but usually involves anger

Thomas had a red moment when he punched the door because his friends pissed him off

by anners!! November 23, 2009

forward moments

those moments in life where you are looking forward to doing anything else except what you are doing right then and there.

When you are at work watching the cubical fall in around you. Waiting for the forward moments, (looking forward to the moment it is 5:00pm, looking forward to the moment to have an ice cold beer, etc...)

by trecutter January 3, 2008

Facebook Moments

Moments that are so insanely random, retarded, original, stupid that they are epic.
Therefore, making them Facebook material.

Facebook Moments

by thegoodleftundone June 18, 2011

Strangle moment

A "strangle moment" is common when there are people talking in groups. The idea of a strangle moment is that one person "want's" to strangle another person for repeating something that has already been repeated and therefore, instead of strangling the repeatarded person, says "strangle moment".

person 1: I hate when people says "fuck SWAG". We should come up with something called fuck fuck SWAG

person 2: yea, fuck fuck SWAG

person 3: exactly, fuck fuck SWAG

(Thats when the fourth person comes in and says, or thinks for him or herself "strangle moment" ( >>>new word repeatarded <<<)

by zannzinar December 18, 2012