human fountain

When you puke a shit ton and look like a fountain

bro, he stuck his fingers in his mouth and did the human fountain

by Alofi February 25, 2022

human skunk

When someone farts in your face

Don’t you human skunk in my face if you gotta fart! Cuz that’s just nasty

by J Slasher September 25, 2019

Human

A human is a dumber version of a monkey that causes harm to all life forms including their own species. Humans destroy their home, named 'Earth' because of the need of slight convenience in their lives.

"I fucking hate humans" -Earth

by DuckWithToast May 21, 2023

human fuel

a more technical term for fart

her human fuel has been exhausted when she used it to create a huge flame, entertaining everyone.

by Mr.Guy_Boyman February 27, 2015

Human efficiency

Rubbing someone with their mouth open violently up and down your asscrack until their teeth and face are covered completely in shit and your asshole is lukewarm and almost sopping wet, using them like toilet paper.

Yeah, I used him for human efficiency

by H28373737 November 25, 2023

HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE

Given: EARTHS BIGGEST PROBLEM...INVESTMENTS

waste of BAD non-performing INVESTMENTS.

As the world of HUMAN BEINGS is loaded with a tremendous amount of irresponsibility and INSTINCTUAL SPITE SELFISH GENE as the HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE is used in mnay DEVIUOUS DISHONEST MANNERS that the JUDGMENT CALLS and the JUSTICE SYSTEM shows by all the CAUSES in our society that favorable ways of viewing the UNFORTUNATE the HAVE NOTS even with their repercussions needs great reevaluation because EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEINGS LIFE either earlier or later in LIFE " AS GUARANTEE TO HAVE A "FAMINE" so a "A CHARITY , EVEN BY ONESELF , change IDLE INVESTMENT LAWS to accommodate our HUMANTY SLEEP CURSE as " IT IS JUST HOW OUR ANATOMY IS".

by DISTRAUGHT May 28, 2022

Human

Homo sapien from the womb into the grave

I gave birth to my first human yesterday!

by Itchy Ankles September 30, 2021