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fart chicken

My asshole business partner when I don't want to call him an asshole.
Icelandic term of derogation.
"Hey, has that fart chicken gotten into the office yet?"
"What doesn't that fart chicken fuck up?"
by Sturgeons Rest April 18, 2015
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butt farting

by JoshuaB86 October 28, 2017
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perfect fart

The perfect fart begins with a high pitch, and ends just seconds later with a thunderous baritone.
Honey, Dont be ashamed of that, it was the perfect fart. I should be so proud.
by bigbobp July 10, 2011
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Pool Fart

An explosive emission of wind from the Anus ( by male or female mammals) when entering the swimming pool or area of water, which is deep enough to cover the arse area.
Sometimes concealed by pretending it is air accumulated in swimming trunks or costumes, until the smell is wafted in the direction of nearby friends or innocent by standers, then the pool fart is exposed.
Can also be used in a hot tub or jacuzzi.
Linda entered the pool after a lovely take away curry the previous night, and proceeded to engage in an energetic breast stroke, on the first stroke various bubbles broke the surface, which were clearly inhaled by other pool users.
Jimmy commented to his wife - 'That lady just did a pool fart, it stinks"
by Peteskye October 15, 2014
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Fart Wall

When a victim walks into a rancid fart cloud face first and reacts as if they had walked into a wall by snapping their head back and making an uncomfortable face.
Matt: Wow, did you see that chick break her neck looking back at us?
Hugh: Nah, she just hit my fart wall.
* high five
by heffstar September 30, 2011
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fart knobbed

When you are having anal with a girl and she farts on your knob..."Fart knob"
Me and my girlfriend were having wild butt sex and she farted on me, now all the guys say I've been fart knobbed...
by tnt dynamite September 28, 2013
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Fart Milking

When you massage your stomach because it hurts from trapped gas and you milk out a huge fart!
Bro my stomach was killing after those tacos but I massaged it and milked out a fart! Feel so much better now fart milking is legit.
by JyahC February 9, 2019
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