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Dylan

A short kid who likes anime and probably has 20 viruses and knows a gay priest.
person: I'm tall
Me: I'm Dylan
by mega_gay_priest June 20, 2021
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Dylan Riskin

Rubiks Cube loving pedo , nic fiend , someone who LOVES men and gives head in the bathroom
stop acting like that bro
calm down he’s just acting like a Dylan Riskin
by ilovemichaelmajerski April 7, 2022
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Dylan

Dylan’s are very strange people. Their favourite thing, and most likely fetish, is to be stabbed in the hand with the pen. Almost every Dylan you’ll ever meet, you’ll soon discover is a communist. Dylan’s are very high maintenance; it is required they slop around 1000 layers of gel onto their hair each day, in hope to attract a female. Dylan’s practice the art of ‘dead memes’ and their favourite words are ‘oof’ and ‘thot’. When a Dylan was asked to describe themselves in three words they said “toe sucking legend”. In conclusion, Dylan’s are absolute hoes, if you know a Dylan, or if you see one in the street, run.
No one:
Literally nobody:
Not a single soul:

Dylan: THOT
by aah2003 April 16, 2019
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Dylan

Hey look joe, Dylans back from your mothers house
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Love Dylan day

On October 3 every woman has to love someone named Dylan
Random: hey do Yk what day it is?
Other random: no what Is it?
Random: it’s love Dylan day you should love Dylan
by BigFlip October 3, 2021
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Dylan

dylan is a freak who gets off to touching kids he is a strange skinny kid who likes eating dick and he is a faggot
Did u see dylan last night

Yeah he's pretty gay
by log7379 August 4, 2020
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dylan pham

by ButtJuices101 July 12, 2019
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