Quadriplegic drunk

The act of being so incredibly and viciously over intoxicated, that you lose the ability to control your body, on a range from barely able to walk, to barely able to move at all.

I got absolutely quadriplegic drunk last night, I was barely able to get out of bed for days.

by sketchyoperator August 15, 2024

God of the Drunk

an idiotic son of a bitch

God of the Drunk was one of the reasons the Stubborn forums died

by DarkMatter April 12, 2004

Bohemian drunk

Being just the right amount of drunk that allows you to pursue, academic or artistic endeavors.

I am so Bohemian drunk. Fuck I can’t even stand, but I can read Karl Marx

by Bigslongman May 27, 2025

Drunk Like Don

To get completely wasted on alcoholic beverages. Preferably while in a canoe.

This float trip is so great.

Yeah, but I'm so jealous. I want to be drunk like Don!

by TaintMagic July 22, 2011

Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.

Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!

by Impaler August 27, 2013

pitt drunk

to get so drunk that you piss and shit yourself and snort oxy cottons while failing to wheel

im gonna get so pitt drunk tonight
oh man i was so pitt drunk lastnight
jordan pitt is such a pussy only fags get pitt drunk
pitt drunk is for pussys

by tylerpitts November 26, 2010

drunk

when someone be drinkin' too much spicy water at your party and suddenly she be going skinny dippin'. she will prob wake up the next morning in someone she doesn't even know's bed. oof to this gurl.

bestie: omg alyssa is so drunk
bestie's bf: yeah you should stop her she already stripped in front of the whole school.

bestie: oh sh*t

by IsThis4Real May 27, 2021