Urban Dictionary

A place you go when you're sad and alone to look up funny word definitions to make yourself feel better. In the end however, you end up

I was feeling bored today, so I went on Urban Dictionary

by EDude5924 July 27, 2017

Urban Dictionary

The one website where every day of the year is "confess to your crush day"

Mother: Son, why does this website think every day is "confess to your crush day?"
Son: I don't know, maybe it's because Urban Dictionary can be a bit of an idiot sometimes?

by Hados_da_Boss November 7, 2019

Urban Dictionary

something you go on whenever your friends go on vacation/ they die.

Person 1: Fuck! All of my friends went on vacation and I got nothing to do!
God: Why don't you go on Urban Dictionary?

by AlexJenkins December 31, 2010

read a dictionary

A word used as an excuse of not having a come back, comes from the founder Chris Neal.

e.g. " your a tramp" you say "read a dictionary!"

by Chris Neal June 6, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A website where people rant on their ex- BF/GF's name even if some other person in the world with the same name is saying fuck you

what the F**K!??!?!? Braeden has some really bad comments on urban dictionary. Must've been that person's ex... Hey, get me some Chick-fil-a!!!!

by Iplaygaia October 22, 2011

Urban Dictionary

the site your on dumbass

You are on the Urban Dictionary

by Captain 501 December 13, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A website/app that gives a bunch of random definitions of words that users create

Friend 1: " Hey Joe, look up the word butt in the Urban Dictionary

by Clueless Introvert June 17, 2017