Dick Cellar

A temperature controlled environment attached below a home for the purpose of storing dicks.

If you need me ill be down in the dick cellar!

by lesoldham March 16, 2013

dick harden

When your dick hardens
this means it gets very hard

hi my dick harden is hurting my pubic hair

by dickharden2.4 May 4, 2018

dick snob

A woman who only prefers a above average size penis.

Crystal is such a dick snob, she won't go on a date with a guy unless his dick pic proves he's at least 7 inches or larger!

by SunnySummer March 1, 2017

Dick Smitten

Usually referring to a girl that you gave your dick to the night before and she keeps texting you about it.

Claire got me after a few pints last night, yeah I gave to her now my phone battery is dead.
Sounds like she's Dick Smitten!

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by TSupreme September 26, 2009

Dijon Dick

A cock that tastes a little too tangy. A dirty dick unwashed from sweat and filth or carrying the remnants of a sexual encounter with a different partner.

Carol suspects I'm getting booty on the side now. I didn't have time to shower when I got home from banging Dana last night and well.......she got a little Dijon Dick.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

equestria dick

The biggest pony in town

Man he had an impressive equestria dick that ripped me open

by daddyyellow April 23, 2017

maple dick

When your dick is stickier than a Canadians lip.

My boyfriend had a maple dick last night. He put it in but couldn't get back out.

by sparkyjo December 17, 2014