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The fortune cookie

When a man ejaculates into a females armpit leaving a surprise when opened.
My lover gave me the fortune cookie last night.

Chocolate chip cookie with white frosting 

When to guys preform a circle jerk and who ever cums last has to eat the cum

cookie
I won a game of chocolate chip cookie with white frosting yesterday.

squirrel scout cookie 

It is self explanatory slang, referencing the exchange of one word (squirrel) with another (girl) in the name of a popular scout club that, in real life, sell cookies. It is merely a play on words and how they can sound so funny together.
As we walked up to the storefront Wallace said said "Hey look! The Squrrel Scouts are here selling their cookies" to wit he exclaimed "Squirrel Scout Cookies"!

bring me a cookie

street name for a bundle of heroin
bring me a cookie by MaD X December 7, 2017

American Fortune Cookie 

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.
"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."

Dip the cookie in the milk 

It means make your convo wet so when u dip a cookie in milk it get all wet and soggy also most so make your convo like that
This is so dry dip the cookie in the milk