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Christian

A funny guy that bets people he will make roller coasters! He has a really weird ringtone
1. I called Christian

2. *No answer*
3. Hi if your trying to call Christian u have the wrong number
by Hockey_Funny_True June 1, 2020
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Christian

Christian is a big back b!tch who judges other peoples burgers 🙄
Big back - someone who is perceived as overweight or who eats a lot of food.

Christian - big back b!tch
by Jx.lxnx07 July 30, 2025
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Christian Claps

A professional NPL 2 player who has scored 264 goals in the NPL and has gotten MOTM 37 times in his squad.
OMG!!
IS THAT CHRISTIAN CLAPS!!
by BISS999 November 1, 2022
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Christian Sammie Dawes

Someone sexy who is, intelligent and super ambitious.
“He was such a Christian Sammie Dawes”
by cracker7777 April 1, 2024
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christian masters

a fgt with long hair and no swag and is often abused by a guy named noah
by asdfjohn May 28, 2014
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Christian

A big booty DILF Daddy who dominates a bitch with a 9 inch dick. Usually does sports and is naturally athletic with the advantage of his third leg. If you go out with a guy named Christian, BACKS WILL BE BROKEN
Christian is BIG
by JayCuttler November 16, 2021
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Aryan Christianity

Aryan “christianity” is a term for white supremacists who claim to be Christian, they are not real Christians however, as they use Christianity as a way to seem good, while also advocating for white ethnostates/supremacy, spreading hate, dehumanizing others (non whites non Christians and often non far right beliefs) you can usually find them using certain Bible verses out of context/mistranslated to justify hatred for blacks, Muslims, Jews, etc. always preaching about Christ, but never his teachings of loving all, including enemies, and most definitely people different than you, by race, religion, or where they’re from. Remember, Christ would never encourage or want hate, no matter who it is, and he would most certainly despise his followers who use his word to justify their hate.
Aaron: yo dude, did you see that kid Jason? He posted on Instagram “God hates jews” “the nazis we’re carrying out God’s will” and “the church should have stayed white”
Jacob: woah dude, that’s insane, he’s an Aryan Christian for sure

Aaron: yeah dude, God would never want his followers to hate people who were different than them
Jacob: yeah ignore him, he’s an asshole anyway, guess he skipped all the verses about loving EVERYONE, and forgiveness, Aryan Christianity is a twisting of Gods word.
by rae tard April 2, 2025
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