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christian jank

The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda
"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"
by Hanzo_nagashi October 12, 2022
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National Dylan and Christian Day

On August 18th Dylan and Christian receive dome from anybody they make direct eye contact with. For example like how Medusa looks at people and turns them into stone.
I made eye contact with Christian/Dylan on National Dylan and Christian Day and had to give him epic dome.
by iburntthepizzaroles October 16, 2019
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christian gonzales

LG is a homosexual boi who likes men on my mums life LG Shaneeeeece
by kai kamara March 8, 2022
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Christian

A short blond boy that takes shit from no one even his brother he has a big dick and his brother has a small one
Christian is a fucking savage
by Big dj dick December 26, 2017
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Christian

A very retarded person who everyone really wants to fucking do cock and ball torture on even though they would probably like it
BRO HOW DID YOU LET HIM DOWN ME YOUR SUCH A Christian.
by Aoi Todo February 17, 2025
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Christian

The most sexiest man you will ever meet always makes you like he is so charming at hott unlike anyone else he is the best person youll ever meet i love a good christian
Girl 1. That boy christian is so hott

Girl 2. Hes my girl

Girl 1. No no no no no so hott
by Jeffop June 17, 2019
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Christian

Usually a very good looking boy that all the girls love
That boy Christian is so fine
by hisbaknei November 22, 2021
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