mud cunt

It is another name for a chix ass

I fucked her in the mud cunt.

by dente May 1, 2006

Cunt Dragon

Any person of the female gender who is reptilian in appearance and facial expressions, and who is the epitomy of all the evil in the world. A Cunt Dragon most often preys upon the souls of normally happy people, along with that, they suck all the happiness out of a room in seconds.

She's looking very reptilian today

kinda like a dragon...no make that a cunt dragon.

i bet she eats souls

thats what happened to Alexander Supertramp

shit...

by JuSt Dragon Slayers April 19, 2009

blood cunt

slang for a women who is on her period.

woman : "why the fuck haven't you done the washing up you bastard...all men are bastards and are useless and the sooner we can impregnate our selfs then men will be wiped out...blah blah blah.."

man : "Shut the fuck up, don't take it out on me just because you are a blood cunt... and i want my fucking dinner NOW bitch."

by tom best October 17, 2008

cunt stool

A chair on which a cunt sits.

Corey: That shaniqua got attitude, and needs to just get up off her cunt stool. Okaaay?

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

Cunt Alert

When a cunt is spotted in your vicinity.

Hand in the air, shout "Boys, boys/lads lads, we have a cunt alert"

Bektas: Mate, you seen this cunt?

Scott: Mate, I think we have a cunt alert
Billy: Cunt ALERT!
Altogether: *hands raised* "CUNTTT ALLEEEERRRTTTT"

by ScotteYx February 16, 2013

Appalling Cunt

A person who is not up to the standard of humor and or acceptable behaviour. Usually has mental problems and dillusions. Most often has a plastic Nationality

The Grome and Collyk are Awesome, Pedrocole is an Appalling Cunt :nod:

by collyk January 20, 2009

chosen cunt

An extraordinary term used to refer to a female that is destined to have virtually all males she meets in the quest of trying to fuck her.

Denise: Why does everyone I meet want to have sex with me?
Greg: 'cause you're The Chosen Cunt

by medicalmechanica April 25, 2010