floating an air biscuit

Synonym for doing nothing important or helpful.

Bag of prunes: what were u doing ystrdy
The Stick: floating an air biscuit

Bag of prunes: same

by Mars'seile December 23, 2015

Blister biscuit

Swollen vagina with puffy lips usually seen after a girl pleasures herself with a vacuum or suction cup.

Give me that blister biscuit.

by Stavi Herbmer March 01, 2022

Biscuit Cushion

when you lean against one cushion whilst hugging another, thus becoming the filling in between two 'biscuit' cushions.

Don't start the film yet, I just need to biscuit cushion

by Doška March 13, 2024

Tool Biscuit

Synonym for dickbag.

Xavier is such a tool biscuit!

by Jenn Ross August 02, 2017

Wet Biscuit

A Wet Biscuit is a person with homosexual tendencies.

"Hey guys I'm kinda feelin' like a wet biscuit."

by Doota 69 October 11, 2020

Wet biscuits

The act of when a person receives a raspberry on their butt hole

You haven’t lived until you’ve received some wet biscuits. -I’m gonna wet your biscuits. -Damn, I got the best wet biscuits last night.

by that guy-007 May 12, 2025