-Hey your dog used to be brown right?
-Yeah but now his fur is white, he's pulling a michael jackson
-Yeah but now his fur is white, he's pulling a michael jackson
by ImmortalCorn July 12, 2016

Person 1: Wow did you see our president Michael D. Higgins over there!
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Sorry the grass isn't cut short enough it is physically impossible to see him.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Sorry the grass isn't cut short enough it is physically impossible to see him.
by 10BigHotMen June 3, 2020

Character actor best known for his sardonic wit on the VH1 retro specials "I Love The 80's"; "I Love The 70's"; and "I Love The 80's Strikes Back", not to mention the newer "I Love The 90's" shows.
by Neilmiser June 1, 2004

n. A person famous for being funny on VH-1 shows while failing miserably at all other attempts at humor. He is often teamed up with other non-funny comedians in shows that suck, but for some reason Comedy Central keeps giving these douche nozzles new shows for people to ignore.
Douche Bag: Michael Ian Black is so funny! I love that show Michael and Michael Have Issues on Comedy Central!
Normal Guy: Is that that show with those fags from The State and Stella?
Douche Bag: Hey they're funny!
Normal Guy: Yeah they're so funny they've had like 12 shows cancelled.
Normal Guy: Is that that show with those fags from The State and Stella?
Douche Bag: Hey they're funny!
Normal Guy: Yeah they're so funny they've had like 12 shows cancelled.
by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2009

He's the lead guitarist of The Academy Is... and probably the most awesome Australian EVER.
He goes by Chislett and Chizzy.
He goes by Chislett and Chizzy.
TAIFan: Dude, look at Michael Guy Chislett play!
TAIFan2: He's been playing the guitar for like 17 years!
TAIFan2: He's been playing the guitar for like 17 years!
by GODshiksa June 1, 2009

by SexyMommacita March 9, 2009

Noun: A "secret", publicly acceptable word, to let your friends know that someone nearby has nipples visible through their clothing.
(usually and attractive woman, although a fat guy may be referenced for comedy effect.)
(usually and attractive woman, although a fat guy may be referenced for comedy effect.)
1. "Michael Bolton's toes!" used in no other context, so as to obscure it's true meaning. Do NOT say "That chick has Michael Bolton's toes."
by Atom G September 1, 2008
