Meat paws

1) Striking two keys with one finger, leading to a typo. Usually referred to as a "case of meat paws".

2) Excessively fat or stubby fingers, leading to frequent occurrences of multiple-key typos as defined above.

Person one: I just came back from qwork.
Person two: Looks like you've got a case of meat paws.

by D.L. "Fox" Doucette September 15, 2003

Meat Shower

Meat shower is a phrase that was coined by an accidental predictive texting accident. Is now used to describe mutton, beef and lamb in dresses. Also used in conjunction with pork log, and squirrel nuts.

a.k.a the Lady Gaga meat dress incident

Did you see Lady Gaga in that dress? yeah man looks like she took a meat shower.

by Pork Log October 1, 2010

check the meat

A phrase to be used in social situations when one wishes to discretely refer to the act of sex.

Excuse me everyone, Jim and I have gotta go check the meat.
~OR~
We checked the meat the other night, and boy was it great!

by somilrah October 27, 2007

meat gum

A delicious combination of spices and sausage that when chewed resembles the texture of gum but tastes like god just put a little slice of heaven in your mouth. Often consumed around a raging campfire along with a few dozen beers.

We were standing around a fire trying to decide what to make for dinner, then someone broke out a bag of meat gum and the problem was solved.

by JJ Korbel March 30, 2008

Meat Sweats

When you wake up and there is an imprint of yourself made of sweat on your bed. Recently used by Grayson Dolan to describe his sleeping experience. Word was invented by Ethan Dolan

"Ugh I just woke up with the meat sweats"

by BeankaQueen December 10, 2017

Meat Sweats

When you wake up and there’s an imprint of yourself in sweat on your bed

Ugh, woke up with the meat sweats this morning.

by DolansDictionary December 10, 2017

Croch Meat

1. A male's penis.
A. Having a large penis
2. A female's Vagina.
a. Having a deep vagina
3. Hiding Genitals or oral sex.
4. Vagital sex
5. Anal Sex (Gay or straight)

1. He's playing with his Croch Meat.
A. Heavy Croch Meat.
2. She's poking her Croch Meat.
a. Hollow Croch Meat
3. Putting away that/the Croch Meat.
4. Croch Meat Sandwich.
5. Croch Meat Salad.

by Aaron L. September 1, 2008