The Way Of The Douche

A way of life. It's often learned through a grueling 2 hour escalator ride up a mountain to the sacred temple of the douche. Inside you will find a room filled with Vanilla Ice posters, and the legend himself, Vanilla Ice, slouched over chanting his famous *Meeeeeeeeeee* mantra whilst fixated on his own posters. He will gaze into your soul, and if he feels you are douchy enough, and can improve, he will teach you 'The Way Of The Douche'.

Pro Tips:

- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.

If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".

"I heard Bieber is learning "The Way of the Douche""

"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."

"Whoa."

by Kittles48 September 19, 2018

we all do things the way we do

A sentence you can use as an answer to anything, especially if you don't know what to say or if you didn't listen, regardless of context.

Iza tells Gopal a story about something she regrets, but he didn't really pay attention to what exactly happened in her story

Gopal: "It's alright Iza, we all do things the way we do"

by bemjanin September 20, 2020

The Cruz Way

When you don't try or don't do anything at all and good things happen to you.

Dude, I just got raise at work, The Cruz Way

by Crucinex May 10, 2011

Way bah

Something Highly Suspicious Alex says, which exaggerates a suspicious statement

LaggyD: What's so big
Highly Suspicious Alex: Way Bah

by WayyBah November 13, 2022

Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

You can't think your way out of hell

You don't make the rules of hell (You know I was going to insult you here for saying that stupid shit to me but actually, this time, I'm not going to).

Hym "So, 'You can't think your way out of hell' says the guy who doesn't have a say in whether or not I can think my way out of hell. You don't make the rules, nor do you know whether or not it's the case."

by Hym Iam December 15, 2025

Phoebe Way

Lovely, gorgeous, nice and thoughtful. The best person to be around, can always make you laugh. Silky blonde hair and hazel nut eyes .

Phoebe Way I’d the most amazing person

by HBCHBSUC*DJXN()2K# July 10, 2019