Badger Walking

Using the journey to a destination or location as an excuse to pass gas.

Meg: I think I’m going to the store today.

Jade: What are you going to buy?
Meg: Nothing, I’m just going to be badger walking there and back.

by Eggyeggtoo June 5, 2024

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Walk of dignity

The proper term for the so called “walk of shame”. You’ve just had sex, you feel great and people can see it.

Scott: “Bro did you stay for breakfast?”
Bro: “Just took a detour home to get the most out of my walk of dignity”

by Bro momentum February 19, 2021

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The Walking Head

The act of drugging a stranger so that they are in a zombie-like state, you then proceed to insert your genitalia into their mouth.

(Top tip: make sure they don't bite)

James, eat this cookie, I promise it isn't drugged. I don't want to try the walking head

by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017

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Chafe-walking

(Verb)

A way of walking when the skin of the legs is chafing. Usually resembles a crab-like scuttle. It is prominent in people that have walked a long way in humid, hot, or damp weather.

Jim: "Hey Dan, look at Mike!" Is he doing his crab imitation again?"

Dan: "Nope, he's just chafe-walking."

by The wiki Master August 27, 2013

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