waffle-maker

an appliance for making waffles

archie wants a waffle-maker

by pablum1 April 25, 2022

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Waffle House McSteamy

Add salt, pepper, extra pickle. He adds the Mayo.

“God that Waffle House McSteamy hit just the right spot”

by Definitelyjoshuauaua April 22, 2022

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A dining place that is UNTOUCHABLE, waffle house is ALWAYS OPEN. Sometimes in a REALLY bad storm it will have "limited menu". if it is closed RUN- wait no, IF IT IS CLOSED THERE IS NO SAVING YOURSELF YOU ARE DOOMED, REALITY IS SHATTERED, EXISTENCE IS UPSIDE DOWN, TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING. also caseoh breeding grounds

wanna go to waffle house

its closed

HOLY SHI-

by 0mAkine January 8, 2025

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Waffle Crotch

Someone who is emotionally and/or sexually confused;
Someone who mistreats fiiiine ladies

fiiiiine Girl 1: Wow that guy is such a d-bag!
fiiiiine Girl 2: Nah he's just a waffle crotch.

by wafflecrotch101 August 31, 2018

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Waffle House

What happens behind the Waffle House, stays behind the Waffle House.

I'm going to take this lady of the night behind the Waffle House.

by EODPepperJack June 30, 2016

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Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone's mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.

Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."

by Tomentos July 24, 2024

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