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Laker Troll

Ignorant so called "sports-fans" who have nothing better to do than to go around commenting negatively on Laker related stories, hoping to entice someone into an argument that is senseless and baseless. This is a mutation of the life-form known as Laker Hater, and as such share character traits.

The fact that they have time to do this indicates that
either they have no life or their team of choice isn't worth
writing about or spending time on.

Hating and Trolling stem from feelings of inadequacy due to
their team of choice LACKING in either: 1) Championship
Banners and Rings, 2) Team Notoriety, 3) News media
coverage, 4) Legendary Players, 5) NBA records, or all 5 of
them.

The recommended way to handle the Laker Troll is either to
ignore them, or to point out factual falsities in their post
without ranting. The reason for this is not to give them
what they want (attention and for said Laker fan to waste
their time).

Laker Trolls are known to exist exclusively in comments of
online sports articles. It is predicted that as the number
of Laker Championship banners increases, the number of Laker Trolls in the US will jump exponentially.

One of the most well known weaknesses of this mutation is
the paralyzing effect that Kobe adding more jewelry (rings)
has on them. Each time The Mamba adds a ring, the Laker
Troll's are silenced and go into hiding for 3-10 months.
Laker Fan 1: "Did you see that stupid comment about the Lakers bro, obviously a Kobe Hater? I'm so tired of seeing that Laker Troll post all the time so I'm gonna go off on him for a page."

Laker Fan 2: "Don't waste your time, that's what they want.
Besides, we're too busy counting our rings... no time for haters or trolls..."
by CarpLove April 24, 2013
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trolling words

sarcastic phrases are perfect examples of trolling words.
by Sexydimma December 3, 2013
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Troll winner

A troll who pisses you off enough that you stay up all night thinking about revenge.
Troll winner: YO check it bro got so pissed off from my defs that he just couldn't take it anymore... Thats one pissed of bro haha. I guess he must hate being called a faggot and so on and so forth.
by pizzy pants October 29, 2010
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Outlet troll

Wall hugging, hunched creatures most commonly found in airports and coffee shops who use outlets to fulfill their unquenchable thirst for electrical power.
I hate going to McCarran Airport, their lack of charging stations breed too many outlet trolls.
by MadJuju September 14, 2014
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Troll

Weird sense of humor and sick kids….typically known as Madison
Woah! Did you see that troll?
by 0oga Booga November 9, 2022
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Perpetual trolling mode

When someone is always looking for a mate regardless of marital status
Dude 1: Wow! Look at the booty on that one!!!
Dude 2: Yeah! But I thought you are in a relationship?!?
Dude 1: Yeah, but I'm in perpetual trolling mode
by Magnetic62 January 7, 2017
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WhiteyyNation Troll

Anyone friends w/Nicole or Joann is a WhiteyyNation troll. TRUTH
by Blis343434 June 30, 2022
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