Blobby Trolls

Its a very fat overweight obese person on my front end preventing and or displacing the very thin and or attractive women. On the plus side as a survival mechanism and to keep from being abused by the other males attracted into the same space by various connections and associations she is deemed less attractive and less likely to have sexual inytercourse with much to the same effect as the observers. Blobby trolls are not gender specific and don't look like ungly trolls from the stories and or the movies and are more just unattractive to me from a "funn to have sex with perspective" and are last resort for breeding and or mating and or procreation purposes.
All those blobby trolls I have been subjected to work with and go on dates with in the past because the employer pay salary algorithm is so poorly judged, calculated and designed have put me off work paid work and dating applications to the point where I don't receive money anymore and I don't date. They so fat and obese too, and there's nothing that I know ho to do to fix it but they right in my square area work office and room allowance allocation. Its so frustrating. Surely there's a larger budget for shrinking the obese people like various slimming clinics? I know the gyms don't work. The buildings just get crowded out by mobs of variety.
by Patrick the Purple Starfish November 3, 2022
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Troll

An ugly skanky chick who hides under your bed and fucks your boyfriend when you leave and go to work.
Fuck did you hear about Monica's boyfriend? Yeah he was fucking the troll Emily.
by Thequeen2018 January 9, 2018
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Trolling

That one buddy who is always gettin with trolls.
Here goes Tyson again he's out trolling on the dance floor for some fuglies!
by Kenny F. 1985 May 23, 2018
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troll

Sending a picture to a group chat from a decade ago, trolling and pretending like it was an accident
by trankdog May 3, 2025
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troll

Troll is obsolete term for modern word chatnik (chatnick).
Troll: ''Trolling is a art.''
Person: ''You mean an art?''
Chatnik 1: ''You are such a troll!''
Chatnik 1 with different name: ''You are also troll!''
by Philip K. October 8, 2016
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Mask Troll

Noun: A person who looks hot with their mask on, but when they take it off you realize they are not.

Verb: When a person makes you think they were hot, but you realize they trolled you when they take their mask off.
I was gonna ask Susie to come home with me, but when she took her mask off, I realized she was a mask troll.

I saw this hot girl at the bar, but I realized I got mask trolled when she took off her mask.
by Ruffdaddey1 October 18, 2020
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