When you live in Mississippi and your cousins come into town for a family reunion and you run a train on each other.
I went to this family reunion one time with my buddy, everyone started to run a Mississippi train on each other so obviously I had to join in.
by Ilikebigbootybishes May 2, 2019
Get the Mississippi Trainmug. When all the men running a regular train on a desirous woman wear conductor’s hats and the woman wears an electric fence collar. The men take turns running the woman back and forth across the fence line in a wheel barrel as the woman makes train whistle noises between shocks.
Honey, let’s take a trip on to pound town on the the power train! We’ll ask the neighbors to join us!
by Morty Teeny Tiny Table Top January 20, 2023
Get the Power Trainmug. by Spoof Train Engineer October 9, 2016
Get the spoof trainmug. Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.
Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.
by QuacksO September 21, 2018
Get the empty-boxcars train of assurersmug. When 3 or more men get on their hands and knees, they are pegged in a line until they all finish on the floor
by Baby gravy man April 11, 2024
Get the baby gravy trainmug. A group all snorting a line of meth at the same time as running and opposite to each other to eventually fucking crash into eachother
by Mc nilson July 31, 2021
Get the Meth trainmug. by Burgling Turds January 5, 2022
Get the Hoodlum Ice Trainmug.