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Salad spinner

The act or placing ones rectum on another’s mouth and spinning while keeping the rectum on the mouth to receive pleasure
Did you hear Tracy gave Jack a salad spinner the other night? It even came with corn!”
by Kitchen Fun August 15, 2021
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“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.
by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023
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Chicken Caesar salad

Sally! Pass me the chicken Caesar salad please!
by Why_am_i_here123 October 23, 2019
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Salad

Some usless shit called salad aka rabbit food
Salad is not for humans
by A swedish boy September 5, 2019
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Greek Salad with Chicken

The aftermath of Anal Sex with a women who has a raging yeast infection that is so foul her junk looks like chicken skin and ranch dressing.
No kidding, after the pope puked on her starfish I noticed she was brewing up some fast rise, it looked like a Greek salad with chicken.
by HonestTruthTalker September 27, 2023
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Fruit Salad

The practice of taking a whole pineapple, shaving off the rough outer skin so the flesh is exposed, then inserting it anally for sexual pleasure. Often the fruit must be shaved several times until a fit can be achieved. The juices of the fruit serve as a natural lubricant, and are considered a delicacy when rimming. If the pineapple is marinated in vodka first, this is known as a "Sloppy Fruit Salad" which should be performed with caution due to the danger of alcohol poisoning.
I got him drunk and took him home, we got frisky in the kitchen and I gave him his first fruit salad - he took it like a man but he won't be sitting down for a while!
by DTune February 11, 2025
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Salad Wacking

‘Did you see what happened in that old people’s home yesterday!? One of the nurses got caught salad wacking one of the residents!’
by retarded salad January 27, 2021
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