john lapan

The biggest strongest man ever..Well that is George LaPan..Dlnt mess with those awesome men!

Hey, is that John LaPan? Oh wait that guys penis isn't massive

by DixieLaPanKarcherManly September 22, 2015

John Key

The act of pulling on a girl's ponytail

"You better put that hair in a bun or imma John Key yo ass"

by Jacinda Arden November 30, 2021

john hayden

JFH, John Fucking Hayden. Born February 14, 1995. The Yale Grail. Super smarty pants that went to Yale for some sort of biological sciences bullshit. He's pretty cool, real nice hair. #40 on the Chicago Blackhawks. Scored his first NHL goal on March 18, 2017 against the Toronto Maple Leafs off a great pass by Jonathan Toews.

Person 1: did you see that new photo of john hayden
Person 2: he's out here lookin' like a damn snack

by G. E. A. June 17, 2017

Solomon john

Solomon John a man with honour and humor and the same time, he trusts people and doesn't give up on them even in their darkest times, he finds hope for others. He's the best person you could hope for as a friend and as a life partner and if his initial starts with "P" MARRY HIM....
PS: he's straight

Man ur lucky, ur friend is the SOLOMON JOHN

by THEE WRITER November 24, 2021

John’s Hair

Something that would go on everyone’s trophy wall if they ever got their hands on it. Just a strand of the hair would release all of the cum in all men in a 50 mile radius. women want to have all of the seggs with anyone who has John’s hair

Oh man your pants have so much cum in them!

I know I just saw John’s Hair

Oh shit I just nutted to the thought of it

Omg same. Want to have seggs?

Ok

by my_name_is_max January 29, 2021

Pie-john

Native American,lazy Indian, usually Joe t...

You are a pie-john

by Junheyy88 October 16, 2017

John Gomez

Guitarist for Twin XL. A gay icon that drinks a lot of iced coffee. He's very energetic, probably because of all the iced coffee. Wears a lot of Vans and probably lives in a Topman store. He's a very spinny boy on stage, and on the occasion chews furiously on guitar picks. If you ever encounter a wild John Gomez, feel free to compliment his pants. He loves pants.

"That dude's come back for like 4 iced coffees, is he gonna be ok?"
"Yea, that's just John Gomez. Pretty sure he hasn't slept for like 3 days."

by emoapple December 8, 2019