Dad

he left to go to the store 8 years ago

"Hey son, I'm heading to get cigarettes from the store"
"Alright, Bye Dad!"

by JakePaulerJustKiddingHesAnAss April 6, 2019

dad joke

A dad joke is a joke created by a father figure.

The dad joke is not funny.

honey, stop telling dad jokes im going insane.

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024

Athletic-dad-bod

The body of a man named Patrick. Not quite fat, but also not quite cut. The perfect in between.

Person 1: Damn you see that baseball boy pitching w/ the fatass?
Person 2: Yeah he kinda has a lil belly but he ain’t fat
Person 1: Duh he’s got the athletic-dad-bod

by Wasian123 April 13, 2024

dad fuck

It Andrew

My dad fuck my mum

by Dad fuck November 17, 2019

your dad

someone who's still getting milk 25 years later

someone: where's your dad I only ever see you and your mom

you: he's out getting milk

by i am having sex with your da April 2, 2022

Dad

A Person That Will Love You Forever

I Love My Dad

by I love Billie Eilish May 5, 2019

Dad

Never came home from buying the milk at the grocery store.

kid:Mom where did dad go 23 years after I was born??
mom:he is your dad so he won’t come back

by That beotch September 20, 2020