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Dad

"Hey son, I'm heading to get cigarettes from the store"
"Alright, Bye Dad!"
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dad joke

A dad joke is a joke created by a father figure.

The dad joke is not funny.
honey, stop telling dad jokes im going insane.
by Baltic._ October 18, 2024
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Athletic-dad-bod

The body of a man named Patrick. Not quite fat, but also not quite cut. The perfect in between.
Person 1: Damn you see that baseball boy pitching w/ the fatass?
Person 2: Yeah he kinda has a lil belly but he ain’t fat
Person 1: Duh he’s got the athletic-dad-bod
by Wasian123 April 13, 2024
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dad fuck

by Dad fuck November 17, 2019
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your dad

someone who's still getting milk 25 years later
someone: where's your dad I only ever see you and your mom

you: he's out getting milk
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Dad

by I love Billie Eilish May 5, 2019
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Dad

Never came home from buying the milk at the grocery store.
kid:Mom where did dad go 23 years after I was born??
mom:he is your dad so he won’t come back
by That beotch September 20, 2020
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